This week we’re doing our top ten sharks. Why? Because it’s summer, maybe? I don’t know.
10. Hammerhead - a real weirdo.
9. Bonnethead - just when you thought hammerheads were weird.
8. Card - never play poker with a man named Slim.
7. King - voiced by Sylvester Stallone and Ron Funches, we just can’t get enough. King Shark reigns supreme… at number seven.
6. Loan - be careful out there.
5. Mark Cuban - you better believe we’re there to pitch Cubes in the Tank.
4. Mama - do do do do do do
3. Baby - do do do do do do
2. Raiders of the Lost - just when you thought it was safe to appropriate another culture’s treasure.
1. Land - candygram… flowers?
Honorable mention:
Sharkira - her teeth don’t lie.
Sharkille O’Neal
Sharkuterie board
Sharka Khan