With a title like that, you’d think this post would be about writing, graphite, or something related to pencils, right? No. It was just the first thing that came to mind relating to the number two. Ok, the second, but whatever. Enough of this preamble.
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Top Ten Johns in Rock Music
10. Father John Misty – the father of all Johns.
9. John Legend – not sure if he’s considered rock, but he is a legend … it’s right there in the name. Seriously, love John Legend. Saw him in an airport once, very tall.
8. John Denver – a man so great, they named an entire city after him.
7. Jon Bon … not so fast, where’s that h? Sorry man, we’re going to have to bump you to another list.
7. John Frusciante – I don’t know man, I just like him. He’s great, the Chili Peppers are great. That’s about it.
6. Olivia Newton John – I got chills, they’re multiplying (Paul is a math professor)
5. John Coltrane – should probably be higher, but I’ve been making jokes and I don’t have one here.
4. John Mayer – great guitar tone, he has his own guitars… and The John Mayer show on MTV was legit funny
3. Elton John – a last name that’s not even his name, but what am I going to do, he’s Elton John and Olivia already established the last name thing.
2. Dr. John – he was a doctor, for godssakes
1. John Lennon – come on, you knew this was coming.