We recently needed to revamp our bio for Spotify. Something short, funny, and in the first person. You can visit our profile over there to see what we landed on here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7hFOw1ECbQ8KczYQ7Idsca
But we thought we'd share some of the stuff that didn't make it in this week's post. Special thanks to Lex Robertson of Dallas, TX for his contribution and inspiration. And now, with no further ado, the others:
Hi, we're the Mars McClanes, and we know karate!
Portland in the streets! La-da-dee-da-dee
Portland in the streets, Colorado in the other streets, and asleep in the sheets that we wash once a week because hygiene is important to us.
Hi, we're the Mars McClanes, and this is our first rodeo.
We're the MMC, and our greatest strength is writing bios. Followed by penmanship and good manners.
The Mars McClanes were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960 that comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. They are regarded as the most influential band of all time and were integral to the development of 1960s counterculture and popular music's recognition as an art form.
I AM MARS MCCLANE. SEND ME THE ONE YOU CALL MEG RYAN.
Hi, we're the Mars McClanes, and we believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her whenever it starts
And it's magic if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout a rock 'n' roll
If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping, and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind
If you believe in magic come along with me
We'll dance until morning till there's just you and me
And maybe if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow sorta late at night
And we'll go dancing baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music, and the music's in me
Yeah, do you believe in magic
Yeah, believe in the magic of the young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of a rock 'n' roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ahh, talking 'bout the magic
Do you believe in magic?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe, believer?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?
So, we're the Mars McClanes, and we, like never do things like this, but our fans were like, "you have GOT to put yourselves out there," so… yeah! Send a DM if you're not a creeper, lol
We're the Mars McClanes, and our favorite font is Calibri. Get out of here with that Times New Roman shit, grandma.
We're the Mars McClanes, and we pronounce it gif.
We're the Mars McClanes, and we noticed you're missing a few shingles on your roof. Would you be interested in a free estimate?
Close your eyes. Inhale slowly. Exhale slowly. Visualize yourself walking into a sunny forest. Hey, we said close your eyes!
Should we change the “about” portion of the website to one of these? Let us know